I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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