please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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