this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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