guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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