Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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