I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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