problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
