She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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