Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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