About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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