he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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