He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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