She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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