he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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