My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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