His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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