Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
well you can't waste a boner
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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