not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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