I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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