well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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