R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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