I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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