so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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