I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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