you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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