hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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