she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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