Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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