And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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