Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
