Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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