I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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