Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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