Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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