I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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