i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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