16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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