Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
NoShamevember. You game?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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