if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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