He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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