im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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