I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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