so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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