and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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