It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
