No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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