So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i love accidental penises.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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