You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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