in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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