i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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